Tuesday, August 25, 2009

New Rules 1-6

I'm borrowing this idea from Bill Mahre's "New Rules" segment he uses regularly on his show---

NEW RULES:

1. People who work for health insurance companies must wear shirts and hats from their employer when they attend town hall meetings and political rallies.

2. Fans of Glenn Beck should wear identifying gear so we know how stupid they are before they open their mouths.

3. People who complain that teachers make too much money should volunteer to work a day for free at a high school.

4. Republicans who don't believe in health care reform should give up contributions from health care PACs and individuals.

5. Public officials who say they believe in "family values" and the "sanctity" of marriage, must reveal how many times they've cheated on their spouse.

6. Public officials should have a posted schedule of how they've spent their day, names of people/groups they've met, and with whom they shared meals/golf/sporting events....