What is it about Cincinnati?

The city that has the Reds, the Bengals, the birthplace of Republican John "NO!" Boehner, now has another special place in the hearts and minds of people. Totalbeauty.com has awarded Cincinnati with the distinction of being the 11th Worst Hair City in the Nation:

No. 11: Cincinnati, Ohio

It's the 7th most polluted city in the U.S., but here is the real kicker, Cincinnati has only eight hairstylists listed on yellowpages.com … No comment necessary.

Whoa! That is very brutal! Don't worry. No other Ohio city is included on the list. Thank goodness.