The Today Show is featuring special interviews with Karl "turdblossom" Rove. I will not be watching the Today Show for the next few days because Rove makes me want to puke.
The Top 5 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen to or Look at Karl Rove
5. Eat liver and onions.
4. Babysit two year old triplets on a rainy day.
3. Watch golf on television.
2. Eat bugs.
1. Shovel horse manure.
(Note: I feel pretty much the same way about John Kasich, Jon Husted, Steve Stivers, David Yost.)