If you haven't read Calvin Trillin's recent poem in THE NATION, you've really missed a jewel. Here are the first four lines, but you'll need to visit http://www.thenation.com/doc/20051024/trillin to read the rest.
I think I heard a liberal say
To Ronnie Earle, "Hooray! Hooray!
Because you finally made my day
When you indicted Tom DeLay....